March 2012
3 posts
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On French
If you have a thing for French maids, you better check on Craigslist. The closest you’re getting to France here is champagne and a make-out session.
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On Hardy
The only time it is acceptable to say “Hardy is so {insert exuberant adjective here}!” is when referring to a childhood memory of reading The Hardy Boys.
The day you wear Ed Hardy will be the day our (Facebook-official) relationship ends.
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On Stripping
While the other gents are “checking in” with their old hags, I expect photo/video evidence of your fun.
How else are you going to decide on which one to get a lap dance from?
